do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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