i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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