you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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