you guys were way drunker than both of me
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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