That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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