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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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