return my video game
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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