If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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