Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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