Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
my poor anus
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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