at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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