I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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