Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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