Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
This baby is an asshole
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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