You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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