On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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