It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
His nipple licking is glorious
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