There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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