11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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