she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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