i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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