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So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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