Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
where are my eyebrows?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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