and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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