So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So many bounce houses so little time
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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