i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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