her vagine was all disorganized.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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