i don't like sucking hair
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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