yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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