just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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