So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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