Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i've created a new STD.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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