I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
she peed on how many people?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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