I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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