Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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