I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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