Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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