So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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