Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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