If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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