everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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