I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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