Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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