I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
And then he peed in my hair
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