two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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