it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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