maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
