me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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