Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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