Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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