This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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