I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
