I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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