i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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