what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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