took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
