ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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